Sunday, March 28, 2010

musician jokes..

theres tons of drummer and banjo jokes out there, i want joke from every type of musician submit them to me
by email   HERE

DRUMMERS...........

Q:How do you know when a drummers knockin at yer door?
    A: It gets louder and faster....

Q:How do you know when the drum riser is level?
    A:The dribble comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Q:What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
   A:Gifted

Q: what do you call the guy standing with the band?
   A: the drummer

BANJOS........................

Q: whats the difference between a banjo and an onion?
 A: no one cries when you cut a banjo.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a harmonica?
  A: A harmonica only sucks every other note.

Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?
   A:Throwing a banjo into a toilet  without hitting the seat.


GUITARS........................

Q: What do you call two electric guitarists trying to play in unison?
    A: Counterpoint.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.
Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?
    A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
   A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.
- Adam de la Barre
Q: What is a gentleman ?
    A: Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.

Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb ?
    A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.

MUSICIANS.............................

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How do you get an musician off your front step ?Finger Tied
A: Pay for the pizza.





Q: How many "deadheads" does it take to change a light bulb ? 
A: They don't change it.  They just wait for it to burn out, and then they follow it around for 30 years.


GLOSSARY TERMS:
Augmented fifth: A 36-ounce bottle.

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