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Q:How do you know when a drummers knockin at yer door?
A: It gets louder and faster....
Q:How do you know when the drum riser is level?
A:The dribble comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Q:What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Q: what do you call the guy standing with the band?
A: the drummer
Q: whats the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: no one cries when you cut a banjo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a harmonica?
A: A harmonica only sucks every other note.
Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?
A:Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.
Q: What do you call two electric guitarists trying to play in unison?
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter - bass players are never in the light anyway.
Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.
- Adam de la Barre
Q: What is a gentleman ?
A: Someone who knows how to play Heavy Metal Music but doesn't.
Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb ?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.Q: How do you get an musician off your front step ?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many "deadheads" does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: They don't change it. They just wait for it to burn out, and then they follow it around for 30 years.
: A 36-ounce bottle.